Nine Figs in the Flapjack ch.5, p.2


Whirk is No Longer a Four-Letter Word
That’s me (more or less) on the left.  I’m writing this while watching Mystery Science Theater 3000, so it’s a little hard to concentrate on what I’m writing.  In the past I listened to Jazz while writing because anything with vocals in it distracted me from my own words.  But now I just don’t care.  I’m the boss and I declare how things are done.   The machine my crooked-toothed redneck accuser is riding is an infantosnake.  Cameras record the encounter.  Don’t pick your nose.
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Nine Figs in the Flapjack ch.5, p.1


A Collection of Jam-Fisted Hams
Of course he’s not going to give up.  He’s going to doodle aimlessly in a notebook for a few days until his stomach settles and his mind clears and then he’s going to put on his Lou Reed outfit (all in black) and try again.  He’s been listening to No Wave music lately (or music from that same milieu); it’s yet one more thing to give him hope, enthusiasm, expectation, fantasy, and confidence.  Ah, New York.  If only he had friends or some sort of entry into some sort of society.
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