You Are Never Going to Get My Phone Number, So Stop Asking

The Serf’s Hologram Remitted

          Traditional cords of jute held the squirrel-sized bundles of Nazi memorabilia and brown saxophones.  To one side of the ceremonial basket in which these bundles stood like one-legged soldiers were the protesters, a phalanx of bearded youths and their lank-haired women, all of them dressed in heavy coats and jeans of decidedly socialist manufacture.   These protesters had been momentarily silenced by the arrival of the christchild, who stood on an elaborately decorated box of gold box set on a litter borne by seven functionaries in all-concealing garments.   The christchild, though still too young to stand alone, did so anyway, and waved at the people assembled here on the floor of Mr. Mexican’s mighty dome.  One could hear the indistinct murmur of conversation from one of the adjoining rooms.
          “What are they saying?”  Grosvenor Bobsqueak, a temporal stand-in for any of a number of my intermediate manifestations, asked Schaeffer Detour.  The two men were sitting in the makeshift press box glued with hopeful permanence high on the interior of the dome, although neither was a member of any recognized permutation of the press.
          Schaeffer put his ear to Mr. Mexican’s folding table and listened.
          “Two voices, maybe three,” he determined.  “Although that last could be a television.  Yes, definitely television.  Probably tuned to a commentary on last year’s ceremony.”
          Grosvenor kept his thoughts to himself concerning this determination.  He doodled in his notebook and the doodle looked like this:





     Masterton could play the piano.  He was self-taught and knew nothing about reading music, but had composed over a hundred short pieces.  He ended his shift by checking on the disused studio down in the basement.