The Tepid Aspects of His Technical Hunching,pt.1



The Tepid Aspects of His Technical Hunching

            We begin with male nipples and their uselessness; they are an obvious proof, not only of evolution, but of the non-existence of any cosmic intelligence working behind the scenes to guide the universe and the design of its multiform structures.  Understand, I hate religion in general and Christianity in specific.  I hate Jesus and everything he stood for.  He wasn’t just a misunderstood teacher of peace and love; he was a madman who said, “I am god—obey and venerate me.”  The fact that so many have killed in his name only gives me more reason to abhor him and disassociate myself from his cult.  I would have my nipples removed, but for the weird fantasy that some Christian familiar with science and yet fearful of its ramifications might misinterpret my actions.

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