Winky Salamander and His Salami of Winkiness


Stars of red, white, and silver covered Nijinxi’s black velvet pants.  He stood on his hands and urinated into the toilet.
            “All too easy,” he declared, falling onto his bare feet.  His shirt, which had gathered around his wiry shoulders during the exhibition, now fell back into place, revealing the picture of Jean Dubuffet on its front.
            “Who is that?” Bocamel asked, pointing to the image of the founder of Art Brut.
            Nijinxi flushed the toilet with a graceful tap of his slender fingers, nails painted black.  His penis, but a coracle compared to the ocean liners that plied the currents of the sexual sea, withdrew into the darkness to hide, writing poetry about flightless automatic birds that stalked the disused soccer field behind the library.
            “You Americans with your ‘soccer,’” Lord Ewing sneered.  “The rest of the world calls it football.”
            All too true.

            If only there was a literary equivalent to Art Brut.