Two Baby Bunnies at the Wall of Weirdness
The first baby bunny was named Rastus. He emerged from behind a clump of dandelion and sniffed at the ancient stones. "Smells like municipal restroom deodorizer," he decided.
"I hate that smell," the second baby bunny, named LiLi, agreed, frightening Rastus, who jumped back.
"Where'd you come from?" he demanded.
"From behind a clump of dandelion," LiLi answered, lending her answer an air of mystery by glancing left and right.
The wall, ancient as the nocturnal sunrise that heralds the opening of some heavy metal flower, bore the so-called Words of Weirdness carved into its titan-piled stones: "Ladder of Wasp Weight Tinkering with the Oil Hedge."