Mr. Kaphemphis had only recently joined the cast of the cooking show, but already he was proving his worth. When Nancy was unable to plug the turkey balloon, it was Mr. Kaphemphis who stepped in, using one of the corks the Barren Valley Company had provided.
"I wish we could give him a title other than 'Mr.,'" Janey from the Demographic Distancing Department told the others as they watched last week's episode.
"This is a democracy, not a monarchy," grumbled Ted. "We can't call him 'Duke Kaphemphis.'" His tone was sneering, contemptuous, an affront to what we like to think the Viking Queen stood for.
