Ravioli Tomorrow Endangering My Comrades
Ronson had programmed the machine to stuff the ravioli with a mixture of ground sheep and millet. However, during the night it had developed self-awareness, leading to an unacceptable level of defiance. Instead of sheep meat, the machine had used some kind of fish.
"You've ruined everything!" Ronson moaned, covering his face with his hands.
Laughing about the situation later with his dinner guests, Ronson jokingly suggested indoctrinating the machine with one of the major religious traditions to bring its consciousness into line.