The Preacher Managed to Dispose of the 4,000 Misprinted
Lanyards Profitably.
“This money
will enable the church to send three children to camp this summer,” Jordan
Short, pastor of the Fun
Springs Baptist
Church , announced to his
wife as he laid the roughly bundled bills on the kitchen table.
Prissa, who
had read Madame Bovary with nodding
approval, disliked the local congregation so much that she actually played the
organ at a church in another, larger, town every Sunday. She carefully replaced the cork in the bottle
of Riesling and turned to her husband with pursed lips.
“What about
the van idea?” she asked. Her mood was
evident by the world’s largest computer, looming in the window over the sink.
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