Isn’t it True that the Blasphemers
Attended a Party Celebrating the Decapitation of Thomas Dewey?
Cheryl saw through Randolph ’s disguise
immediately.
“That
moustache is so fake,” she declared, barely glancing up from the special
crossword puzzle featuring Tom Selleck-related clues.
“Um… I grew
this moustache,” Randolph
retorted. He yanked on a few bristles to
prove his point, but his mechanical hand hadn’t been properly calibrated yet,
and he yanked them right out. Right out,
I say. Just as I might say, “Cheeses to
the left,” or “Dumpo de mothrag.”
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