Born Again Burn Victim Baby Portrays Tangram Monster in Film
of the Same Beard
After the
expected (and prophesied) career as an evangelist didn’t work out (what else was she going to do?), it came as a
shock to Melissa’s church family when she got a job in Hollywood .
“Let’s all
pray that the Lord helps her keep her virtue in the midst of that hotbed of
hedonism,” Chuck suggested to the congregation.
“Who is he
kidding?” Chet whispered to his wife.
The latter, watching TV some two years later, came across one of
Melissa’s movies. Titled Emasculated Conception, it told the
story of a girl from a small fishing village who wins first prize in the
science fair with her exhibit of a pickled frog.
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