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Compassionate for the Logmint

            Only one mint lozenge from the bag remained.  This was the notorious logmint.
            “Goddamn the TV is loud!” complained Morton from his perch on a triangular piece of plywood nailed high up in one corner of the room.  No one listened to him.  No one heard him.
            “Does it have to be that loud?” he screamed.
            “Could it be that because his band never went anywhere that he has been marginalized?  That his opinions no longer matter (if ever they did) to the other members of the community?” Sally wondered to her fellow psychology students as they watched these proceedings through the two-way mirror (also called “one-way glass”).
            “I think a better question is, ‘since the report of this incident will be posted online, but not any follow-up material, will the inevitable digital world-mind hunt down any such follow-up material, seeking answers and/or novelty?”  This was Donny, dressed in overalls and beaver mask, reaching into and grumbling that all the mints were gone.
            “No, there’s one left,” Morton told him.  “The logmint.”
            “The logmint?” whined Donny.  “I don’t want that.  It’s so big and all those little edible ornaments all over it.”
            “I like the logmint,” Sally announced, looking at it as if at a baby fumbling helplessly at a catcher’s mitt.  It lay there on the platter attended by a candy lumberjack and marzipan elk.  “But I’m not saying I’d eat it.”


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