Stolen From Harbinger Control
Panicking
boat dwellers planted the corn variety known as Box Office Boner under the
direction of Lord Dustmaker’s plenipotentiary, Chad Weezil. An interesting fact about Chad : his
mother had so desired that he enter the priesthood that she made him a little
priest’s outfit, complete with a collar, when he was a child. Of course, it became a play costume and, with
the addition of an old rubber mask his uncle had ordered out of a comic book,
transformed Chad
into a stalker figure during his games and fun with the other neighborhood
boys.
“The day he
rips the crotch in that suit is the day you’ve lost him forever,” muttered Chad ’s father
as he drank his whiskey one little sip at a time.
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