Shampoo Vending Bakery
The turrets
of Moreverso Cigarette Machine were the scene of the Seven Hats’ nude
frolic. The participants and their
guests, the Pens of Clickable Ease, chanted “cricket-based economy!” as they
slid on bedroom slippers around a giant loaf of bread baked especially for this
ceremony.
“And that
brings up a good point,” Master Suffering complained to his class. “Where is the automobile in all of
this?” He held up his personally
annotated copy of Strassman’s Wreckage of
Model Sandwiches (one day to be published in its own right and subsequently
established as the definitive edition for use in universities).
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