Contemporary Scholastic Master
By
subtracting the parts of the assemblage that lent an anthropomorphic aspect to
its appearance, we have arrived at a functional teaching unit both affordable
to the average school district and unlikely to occupy more than a fourth of the
total cubic feet in almost any given classroom.
Of course, the assemblage in its original form had no need for a power
source, being essentially nothing more than an art piece. That is why, in partnership with Ketchupussiance,
manufacturers of fine saxophone-like urns, we have provided a web of
subterranean conduits to pump the necessary power into the yak interface at the
heart of the assemblage. And all of
this, I remind you once again, is in the service of the jalapeño harvest.
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